Age Restriction

You're too young for that

For aching bones and hands that tremble

Too young to use a cane

or walker

or wheelchair

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We test for that after 65

The symptoms do seem similar

I'd almost think you had it

But clearly you're too young

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That medication might be helpful

But we can't prescribe it to you

You're too young to be on it for life

Come back when you're 45

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We don't operate on someone so young

Sure you probably have this condition

But have this pill instead

We'll see you in 10 years

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You want financial aid?

Why, clearly you should be working

You're in pain? Can't drive? Can't walk?

You're far too young for all that

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"Volunteer drivers for 65+"

"Free testing over 45"

"Young woman dies of rare condition,

symptoms went unnoticed"

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You're too young to be here

And yet

Here I sit

(I'd stand, but I would probably faint)

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Joanna spends her time split between toddler wrangling, medical admin, and pretending she could survive in her current fantasy read (she would immediately get KO'd by gluten or stairs). Her "chronic ramblings" have been a way of venting frustration about life with multiple chronic illnesses and all that goes with them. You can follow her on Instagram.